On Myspace, The cool new people are considered especially heinous. In Perth city, the dedicated bloggers who investigates these vicious felonies are members of an elite blog known as Yeah-Homies.
These are their stories.
*Appropriate Sound Effect*
This has been the regular segment on Yeah Homies. If you're a new reader, you can check out the previous posts
here.
Whilst I may feel a little guilty picking apart these peoples lives like some sort of seasoned knot bread, I quickly realise that these people deserve to put under the microscope, anyone that puts this stuff on the internet deserve such.
First, let me introduce to you,
Choppsta!
Choppsta is a 20 year old Male from Pt Pirie in South Australia, and is currently in a relationship (Sorry ladies)
What first drew me to Choppsta was his subtle yet very unique hair style.

Then I was intruiged by his collection of sunglasses


He even keeps a pair with him when he's hard at work! Just incase someone (he) takes a photo, ya know.

Whist it was his "About Me" that drew me in even further.
"hey everyone. livin life each day as it comes. im out going, funny gr8 to get along n chat to, jst out rite nice guy, um yeh doin a diesel mechanic apprenticship, wanna no more jst add me or add my msn chopper698@hotmail.com"
Seems to be a gr8 guy. Obviously very busy, so much so, that he hasn't even got time to put the the letter "u" in his just's.
"im into any type of music really besides techno and fuckin opra la la la lar got a frog in my throat uh huh grrr lol"
HAHA!
Fuckin opra ayy!!
And finally, a nice shot of the boys from the "Night Out" album.

Next up we have DJ Ernest! He seems to be a regular star on the Cool New People, my bet he's Tom's private DJ.


How to be a House DJ 101.
1) Listen to House (Not the tv show, but that wouldn't hurt either)
2) Buy a pink shirt - (Preferably from Live / Myer Basement)
3) Hold a CDJ (Must be Denon make)
4) Take photo (Wearing said Pink shirt)
5) Upload to myspace/facebook/twitter and announce to the online world that you are now DJ
Why not upload the same photos twice. One colour, one grey scale... Really why not?


This photo is from the
Mucking around in the DJ Booth album.

and by DJ Booth... do you mean, your parents lounge room..?
Now we have,
Cr@ig. Known for his half name, half email address.
Cr@ig is a 28 year old living breathing protein shake. He's weird a mix between Vin Diesel and Snoop Dogg. His pasison for human growth hormans and love for graffiiti and weed is a odd yet interesting combonation.
My favourite photo album of his is entitled "Gym"

"i cant believe im this cut after 4 years ....i lost alot of size..but watch em grow bitches..ill clean the abbs up after i size up dont trip"
"Watch em grow... bitches?"
What are you a plant?
"Clean the abbs up...Don't trip?"
Uhh... What..?
Too much time on your hands and too many mirrors must be a deadly combo.


This is my favourite photo, he kind of looks like Brain from The Ninja Turtles.

And just a weed leaf coming out the ass because why not?

Whilst we're on the theme of bodies.
Here we have
(~#=SCOTT=#~) a 23 Year old, Apprentice Chef, from Geelong.
I've bolded the parts I found comical and added comments in
red in the
About me:"i am a lover of the theter [whats theter? Is that like Feta with a lisp](MOVIES), lover of fine wines(BEER), lover of classicel [whats classicel?] music(ROCK).... all right here we go [oh boy, here's the good part!], i beleve in liveing with out regrets, i hate it when people play games,if u want to say something,just say it.im a chef loveing cooking but hav little opportunity to do it out of work, i like to think im leadback [leadback? shit dude, you need an editor, or maybe even try spell check], probly a lill to much but hey what can you do, i can be shy...lets just say im complex [No, lets just go with retarted]. love hanging with mates when ever i can.if you want to know anymore just ask cuz im over this typeing thing [you certainly are], oh yeah mass game GEEK!!! [what a minute, did you say you hate when people play games??]"

"i want this body back, buit im to lazy"
I want to throw pig urine (No Swine Flu) in your eyes, but I also, am too lazy....

"Woot!!! best beer..."
Well, I know for a fact that you've never even tried this beer, for if you had, there is no way you would be "Wooting!!!" about it. It taste like pig urine (Yes, Swine Flu)

A bottle a day?
Nightmers?
Dude, lay off the google image search.

I would pay you to get this tattoo. I didn't think you could make a heartagram any gayer, but, you've actually managed it. well done.
I now introduce you to,
iLLy from Melbourne.
This one speak for itself.
About me:
"Fuckn Hello, Welcome to my Fuckn Space, I'm Ilhan. Born in Australia - Turkish Background, Im a Full Time Eftpos Technician, Hobbies/ interests: Hanging out with mates,Sports Cars: Turbo - V8's,Traveling, Gym - Boxing,Indoor Soccer, Cycling, Fishing, Playing Pool, Table Tennis,Coffee,Smoking Nargule,Drinkin up, Parties - Clubbing etc.. etc.. I could be here all day.. just literally having a good time.. Drop me a fkn msg if u wanna know anything more, Fuk yeeeeee"

I'm actually living soo hard for the abswing in the background!





Last but no least, a quick one.
Esat Vardar who's also from Melbourne, I think he may be related to iLLy.

I feel kind of guilty poking fun at this photo because he almost looks blind...